A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him.
"This is for the flowers," she said.
"Don't be silly," he said.
"I'am sure we have a vase somewhere at home".
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Thibodaux l a
Relationship status: it's complicated
I want to play with: women
Looking for: friendship
Zodiac sign: Libra
Birthday: 1956-09-30
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When you think your life is bad, Just remember someone out there is dating your ex !!!!!!!!!
Boudreau goes huntin'
There was these two Louisiana Cajuns on the bayou.
One morning Leroy saw Boudreau in his boat floating down the bayou with a lawnmower in it. "Hey Boudreau the hell you gon do with that lawnmower?" "This here's a John Deere and I'm going deer huntin!"
Leroy shakes his head at Boudreau and ~~hours~~ goes about his day. 4 hours later Boudreau comes back with a 14 point buck, and Leroy is shocked.
The next day Boudreau takes ~~of~~ off down the bayou but this time he has ~~is~~ duct tape.
"What the heck you gon do with that duct tape?" "Ahm gone duck huntin"
Again, Leroy just shakes his head at his friend's stupidity, but site enough later that day, Boudreau comes back with a couple of nice mallards.
Next day Leroy runs over to Boudreau and ~~days~~ says "what yas got this time?" "Pussywillow" "oh hell let me get my hat and I'll go wit ya!"
One morning Leroy saw Boudreau in his boat floating down the bayou with a lawnmower in it. "Hey Boudreau the hell you gon do with that lawnmower?" "This here's a John Deere and I'm going deer huntin!"
Leroy shakes his head at Boudreau and ~~hours~~ goes about his day. 4 hours later Boudreau comes back with a 14 point buck, and Leroy is shocked.
The next day Boudreau takes ~~of~~ off down the bayou but this time he has ~~is~~ duct tape.
"What the heck you gon do with that duct tape?" "Ahm gone duck huntin"
Again, Leroy just shakes his head at his friend's stupidity, but site enough later that day, Boudreau comes back with a couple of nice mallards.
Next day Leroy runs over to Boudreau and ~~days~~ says "what yas got this time?" "Pussywillow" "oh hell let me get my hat and I'll go wit ya!"
Kevin in elementary school :D
Kevin came home from elementary school one day...
...with a smile and exclaimed, "Dad! I got the highest score in class on the math test!"
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" The father replies.
The next day, Kevin returns from school again with excitement in his voice.
"Dad, guess what!?!" he says happily. "I can spell more words than anyone else in class!"
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" he responds again.
Again the next day, Kevin returns home with glee.
"Dad! I can read faster than anyone in class. Is that because I'm from Louisiana too?" he asks.
"That's right son!" his father tell him.
The following day, Kevin returns home with more good news.
"Dad! I was looking around the showers after gym class, and I have the biggest fire hose in the class! Is that also because I'm from Louisiana?" Kevin wonders.
His father turns to him and says, "No Kevin, that's because you're 18."
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" The father replies.
The next day, Kevin returns from school again with excitement in his voice.
"Dad, guess what!?!" he says happily. "I can spell more words than anyone else in class!"
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" he responds again.
Again the next day, Kevin returns home with glee.
"Dad! I can read faster than anyone in class. Is that because I'm from Louisiana too?" he asks.
"That's right son!" his father tell him.
The following day, Kevin returns home with more good news.
"Dad! I was looking around the showers after gym class, and I have the biggest fire hose in the class! Is that also because I'm from Louisiana?" Kevin wonders.
His father turns to him and says, "No Kevin, that's because you're 18."
Boudreaux the Cajun.
Boudreaux and his girlfriend Clotile were making out at Clotile's house. Boudreaux said to Clotile, "I got to have you right now, sha. I got to make dat mad love to you right now." Clotile said, "No boudreaux. I ain't giving it up to you today. I'm on the rag."
So Boudreaux got mad and left for his house. Boudreaux driving down da road and said "Man, I'm gonna get da blue balls. I got to do something about dis hard on real fast." So Boudreaux thought, "When I get to da top of this hill, I'll pull over on side da road, get under my truck and finish myself off. I'll just tell everybody I'm working on my transmission."
So Boudreaux pull over and start going at it, baw. About 10 min later, Thibodeaux passes by and sees Boudreaux on side the road. Thibodeaux stop and say "Boudreaux, what the hell you doing sha?" Boudreaux said(with his eyes closed), "Mais, Thibodeaux, I'm working on my transmission." Thibodeaux say, " Man Boudreaux, while you at it you better check dem brakes cause your truck is at da bottom of the hill."
So Boudreaux got mad and left for his house. Boudreaux driving down da road and said "Man, I'm gonna get da blue balls. I got to do something about dis hard on real fast." So Boudreaux thought, "When I get to da top of this hill, I'll pull over on side da road, get under my truck and finish myself off. I'll just tell everybody I'm working on my transmission."
So Boudreaux pull over and start going at it, baw. About 10 min later, Thibodeaux passes by and sees Boudreaux on side the road. Thibodeaux stop and say "Boudreaux, what the hell you doing sha?" Boudreaux said(with his eyes closed), "Mais, Thibodeaux, I'm working on my transmission." Thibodeaux say, " Man Boudreaux, while you at it you better check dem brakes cause your truck is at da bottom of the hill."
